Frank Kern is the madman internet marketing genius who packed up the family and moved to La Jolla, California... and now Frank's just some crazy whacked-out La Jolla "wanna-be" who can't surf nearly as well as he can "mass control blog" crappy little tidbits for his "frank kern mafia" followers.
Frank Kern Before La Jolla
Frank Kern After La Jolla
God help us all... Frank Kern has learned to surf!